This girl is insane, I think
> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.
> Her neighbors must hate her.
This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…
I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light
Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning
never seen anything more accurate
Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.
I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.
As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.
you know doctor patient confidentiality? yeah that extends to EMT’s as well so basically unless you murdered somebody when they pick you up they aren’t going to tell the police because its not their responsibility to do that only if you turn up with giant stab wounds and full of lead will they call the police cause its obvious something serious has happened to you and not just some misguided judgements also it stops you getting the wrong treatment and possibly dying or becoming worse off in the waiting room of A&E.
i’d prefer not to see my followers do drugs. but if it ever happens, by choice, pressure, or otherwise, i’d at least like you all to be safe.
is that john green
its a metaphor
make john green find the thing
who needs april fools my entire life is a joke
Team Free Will
Graphic for thehiddenheroes
A few of my favorite activities.
i like how they put capitalism in fun letters
i rly need this framed on my wall
EXTREMELY CREEPY CASE
Hey, so this is supposedly a real event and it gave me the chills as I was reading about it.
In September, 1931, the Irving family — James, Margaret and daughter Voirrey claimed to hear persistent scratching and rustling noises behind their farmhouse’s wooden wall panels.
At first they thought it was a rat, but then the unseen creature began making different sounds, sometimes spitting like a ferret, or growling like a dog, or gurgling like a baby.
The creature soon revealed an ability to speak, and introduced itself as Gef, a mongoose. It claimed to have been born in New Delhi, India, in 1852.
According to Voirrey, who was the only person to see him properly, Gef was the size of a small rat, with yellowish fur and a large bushy tail (the Indian mongoose is in reality much larger than a rat and does not have a bushy tail).
Gef variously claimed to be “an extra extra clever mongoose”, an “earthbound spirit” and “a ghost in the form of a weasel”.
He once said, “I am a freak. I have hands and I have feet, and if you saw me you’d faint, you’d be petrified, mummified, turned into stone or a pillar of salt!” Voirrey Irving, who took Gef under her wing, died in 2005. In an interview published late in life, she maintained that Gef was not her creation
How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up
Someone take my photoshop away
No one should take your photoshop away I fuckin died when I read this.
oh god bobby in sunglasses